The amazing kid lit blog 7 Impossible Things Before Breakfast has a long profile on my work, go check it out here. A small sample of the kind of information you might learn there:
* * * The Pivot Questionnaire * * *
Jules: What is your favorite word?
John: Phonetically: “Sequoia” or “Ticonderoga.” Conceptually: “Agape.”
Jules: What is your least favorite word?
Jules: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
John: I like sitting in churches during the daytime — to enjoy the stained glass windows.
Jules: What turns you off?
John: Left-over clear tape on glass and people who see everything through a political lens (of either party).
Jules: What is your favorite curse word? (optional)
John: I take the Fifth.
Jules: What sound or noise do you love?
John: Coins jingling in a pocket.
Jules: What sound or noise do you hate?
John: Fingernail-clipping while riding the subway.
Jules: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
John: DRUMMER IN A WEEZER COVER BAND!
Jules: What profession would you not like to do?
John: Anything that would require me to get up before 7 a.m.
Jules: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
John: “Well done, good and faithful servant.”